Goodmorning everyone!

I woke up at 5.30 this morning so you can tell I’m excited about the start of my vacation! 


I downloaded some music for my MP3 player and yesterday I went through my Ao3 history and downloaded some fics I still need to read. I found that if I download them in EPUB I can easily read them on my E-reader and so that and my iPod are the only devices I’m taking with me! 

No laptop, no phone, no Ipad…. Part of me is a bit nervous as always at the start of my digital detox but I know my brain really needs it. Just the fact that I am nervous says a lot about how much we rely and depend on devices like this. 

I’m really looking forward to taking a break. I find when I’m home it’s just soooo easy to take the laptop and scroll through YouTube and Tumblr and none of my other hobbies ( like cardmaking/diamond painting/writing/….) get done. I do love social media but at the same time I kinda hate it? 

Always seeing other people do better then you can be hard. Seeing their photos of their perfect homes and realizing I still don’t have my own space at age 30 is kinda sad. Or seeing the photos of fabulous trips and not being able to go there myself does make me jealous/angry. 

Even though there isn’t a need to be jealous or angry. I do have a home, my parents home, I have warm water, food, electricity, I have the ability to go to Spain for a vacation, I’m able to save up money for later. I have a good relationship with my parents and they still haven’t kicked me out yet so 👍. 

I have a lot to be grateful for but social media tends to cloud that up with things that always can be better/bigger…. That’s why going on vacation without any devices is such a blessing. 

I do think I will take my old camera because @chained-to-the-mirror asked for some pictures of where I’m staying and you can’t go online with that device so. 

So, if you don’t hear from me for a while, it’s because I’m enjoying my vacation, finding some time to relax and spending quality time with my mom ( dad and the dog are staying home because dad doesn’t like going on a long trip). 

Have a good week! 

(I’m just going to tag a few people that maybe would like to know that I’m gone for a while.)

@bafflinghaze @tisfan @27dragons @lavenderandvanilla













I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner.

Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”

Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.

#marie kondo your marriage

Don’t put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest… well… treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a “teaching moment.”

“Honey come here. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.”

And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.

If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, “no, you shouldn’t be embarrassed by this. It’s okay to admit you don’t know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.” And continue in as much inane detail as possible.

If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say “good try, but let’s review” and then do it all over again.

or maybe just, you know, dump the whole husband???

yes, the entire man

“How dare Woman ask me, A Man, to Do Things To Help Around The House!”

– Literally the mentality of the person who did this

Men: Women are so weak LOL

Also men when asked to do literally the most basic task:

Chickens and parakeets! I got bored one day …

Chickens and parakeets!

I got bored one day and made a lot of little chickens and parakeets. I think they’re so dang cute and they’re looking for a home. If anyone would like to adopt them they are $5! I also can make ones or different colors if anyone is interested!! Let me know what you think!

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hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u





My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with – this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”


This is a Country song.



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